So you may be wondering you may be wondering why I’m sitting outside in the pouring rain in my letterman jacket, underwear, and flip-flops, while my $44 dollar haircut is being ruined. You see the girl in the window behind me she’s why, she just dumped me, and kicked me out of the house because she caught me with her sister in our bed. She walked in to a room with clothes on the floor, hanging from the ceiling fan, and me in bed with another woman. She had all of her sexy sexy shit only to have me to tear it all down. She was already pissed that there was another woman, but once she figured out it was her sister she was irate. This was when things began to fly across the room at my head and my shit began to fly out the window into the rain soaked lawn. That’s why I’m outside in the rain with a pile of soaked clothes behind me and a pair of sisters screaming at each other in the window behind me.
Partner: Mike Trousdale