{"id":24,"date":"2017-04-14T01:45:39","date_gmt":"2017-04-14T01:45:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/malikdh.com\/blog\/?p=24"},"modified":"2017-04-26T00:58:45","modified_gmt":"2017-04-26T00:58:45","slug":"cheater-jerk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/malikdh.com\/blog\/cheater-jerk\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheater Jerk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\"> So you may be wondering you may be wondering why I\u2019m sitting outside in the pouring rain in my letterman jacket, underwear, and flip-flops, while my $44 dollar haircut is being ruined.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>You see the girl in the window behind me she\u2019s why, she just dumped me, and kicked me out of the house because she caught me with her sister in our bed.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>She walked in to a room with clothes on the floor, hanging from the ceiling fan, and me in bed with another woman.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>She had all of her sexy sexy shit only to have me to tear it all down.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>She was already pissed that there was another woman, but once she figured out it was her sister she was irate.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>This was when things began to fly across the room at my head and my shit began to fly out the window into the rain soaked lawn.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>That\u2019s why I\u2019m outside in the rain with a pile of soaked clothes behind me and a pair of sisters screaming at each other<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>in the window behind me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Partner: Mike Trousdale<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So you may be wondering you may be wondering why I\u2019m sitting outside in the pouring rain in my letterman jacket, underwear, and flip-flops, while my $44 dollar haircut is being ruined.\u00a0 You see the girl in the window behind me she\u2019s why, she just dumped me, and kicked me out of the house because [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-short-story"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/malikdh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/malikdh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/malikdh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/malikdh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/malikdh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/malikdh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25,"href":"https:\/\/malikdh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions\/25"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/malikdh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/malikdh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/malikdh.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}